Wow, that’s a very large penis

By AdventureDad on November 7th, 2005 Print This Post Email This Post

My son knows just how to boost my confidence. Or the confidence of any man. I was taking a shower on Saturday morning when Daniel walks in to the bathroom. I step out of the shower and start drying off. Daniel steps up right in front of me and looks at my body.

Suddenly he looks shocked and his eyes gets larger.

He points directly at my penis and shouts:

"WOW!!!"

I must admit that my penis is kind of large. That is when I compare myself to my 20 month old sons microscopic penis. Which is of course the only one I like to compare myself to.

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7 Responses to “Wow, that’s a very large penis”

MetroDad on Nov 7th, 2005 at 4:03 pm

Buy that kid a milkshake!
Dutch on Nov 7th, 2005 at 11:24 pm

Wow, one day I too hope to sire a son, to whom I can lord over the superior girth of my man-rod.

This was one hilarious post.
the weirdgirl on Nov 8th, 2005 at 12:30 am

I love it! I wish there was a female equivalent.
MIM on Nov 8th, 2005 at 5:56 am

Your wife is so lucky.
The Parental Olympian on Nov 18th, 2005 at 6:26 am

Thanks for the laugh! I just pray that my daughter never makes the comment to my wife - “Wow!!. That is a large vagina.”
Robert on Oct 29th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

I did the same to my older brother when I was younger and he was coming out of the shower to dry off, and my younger cousin did the same to me on vacation once, since I was substantially further along in puberty than himself, and finally, my nephew, when younger, would always grab my penis, because it was at that age, eye-level, and ALOT larger than his LOL !!!!
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