Waking Up With A Hot Wife Every Day
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August 15th, 2008
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My wife looks hot every single morning. I always wake up first and look over at the Playboy Playmate next to me. She looks like Halle Berry in a string bikini. Tons of makeup? An hour in front of the mirror before I wake up? Genetics from another planet? Not even close. She might just have picked the perfect husband. You see, I'm blind. Not completely blind but almost bad enough to be considered legally blind.
Can you imagine looking perfect every single morning? That's how my wife looks when my yes open each day. This might just be my greatest gift to her so far. How can one function normally with such bad vision? Thanks to science and those fantastic contact lenses.
I've been together with Foxy Wife almost as long as I've worn contacts. We've got 20 years together in November. God, that seems long. Is 20 years together a sign of desperation or strength? Is it fun or a prison sentence? I guess it can go either way, so far it's been pretty great. I think we've had more fun than most couples have in 5 lifetimes and we're still young. We're still hoping to enjoy the best thing in the world. To grow old and see our kids grow up.
Foxy Wife doesn't have my bad vision, instead she has vision like an eagle. But I still look alright in the morning. You see, she's not a morning person. For the first ten minutes she's not really registering anything around her which gives me some time to get ready. Guess who's talking care of the kids in the morning?
My eyes may not be great but Foxy Wife sure is. Even if I had egle vision, it would still be pretty great waking up with her each morning.
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In a world where it seems every couple around me is fighting or divorcing, it’s nice to hear that there are others out there who have relationships like mine. My husband and I have been together 10 years and just had a baby, and we are more ridiculously in love than ever. Here’s to finding your soulmate and making it work each and every day :-)
I really appreciated this post. Besides being humorous, it also conveyed a more general theme about accepting and being content with who you have.
Great post.
Hey Adventure Dad,
It had been a while sice my last visit… what do I get… the swimsuit edition!
I don’t mind it at all :-) I would also have read the post should have it said my wife is smart or has a good sense of humor :-)
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