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I got tagged some days ago by MIM (and not in the preferred way) to do one of these memes.  What  does meme mean anyway?  I’m supposed to name seven things………. etc.  I tagged MIM a while back with the 23rd post assignment and now it’s payback time.  I thought the previous 23rd post assignment was kind of lame so I much rather do "The Sevens".  Here we go:

7 Things I want to do before I die:

1.  See my son grow up,  have kids, and spend as much time as possible with my grandchildren.

2.  Retire before the age of 45.  At the very latest.

3.  Start my own company.  Need to have something to do when I retire.

4.  Find a way to help poor people in a personal way.  I can’t stand seeing families with kids suffer.

5.  Have another child.  I would love to have twins. DO NOT tell Hot Wife about the twins idea.

6.  Find my true calling in life.  I’m great at what I do but it’s not why I was put on this earth.

7.  Hear my son say I’ve been  a great father when he’s between 7-30 years old

7 Things I cannot  do:

1.  Dance, sing, or remember the text to a song.  I don’t know the text of one single song in the world.

2.  Lie.  I can do small insignificant lies but not more than that.  You ask and you get an honest answer.

3.  Be a quiet, diplomatic, ass-kisser, and not say what’s on my mind. 

4.  Be without high speed internet during long periods.  I’m addicted.

5.  Watch a movie with an animal or child suffering without crying a river.  I cry very easy (it’s a secret, don’t tell anyone)

6.  Act.  What you see is what you get

7.  Forget what I said and did when I get really drunk

7 Things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1.  Something different. Can be looks, accent, nationality, etc.  Can’t stand plain, boring, and normal.

2. Independence and own opinion.  Don’t like women who just agree no matter what.

3.  Boobs.  Large boobs.

4.  Athletic body. I love women that are in shape.  But no super-skinny dysfunctional women please.

5.  A good person

6.  Sexy outfits.  Preferably tight dress, leather pants, etc. 

7. Intelligence, curiousness, humor, and knowledge.  Someone with whom I can discuss everything from baby diapers to quantum  technology

7 Things I say most often:

1.  Daddy is  very proud of you.

2.  I’m starving.

3.  Stupid fucking idiots (only at work).

4.  I’m so boring.

5.  I’m never gonna drink again.

6.  Want some wine?

7.  Poo-poo?

7 Celebrity crushes:

1.  Halle Berry

2.  MIM

3.  Shakira

4.  Beyonce

5.  Denise Richards

6.  Vanessa Williams

7.  Katarina Sandström

8.  Victoria Silvstedt  Bonus Choice: She’s a a complete idiot, but you know, for the sex……

Some people I would like to do this (in case they haven’t done it already):

1.  Hot Wife

2.  In the Schutte House

3.  Rude Cactus

4.  mymarkup

5.  Stefan Geens

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