The Key To A Happy Marriage
I've found the answer to my happy marriage with Foxy Wife. According to research done by UCLA, women who marry a less attractive person will end up in a happier marriage. I can't believe I didn't figure this one out after being together with Foxy Wife for almost 20 years. Also, thank God the kids got 95% of her looks and not mine.
In couples where the wife is the hotter one, both parties seem to be content, found a study of 82 newlywed duos in the Journal of Family Psychology.
"Both spouses tended to behave more positively when wives were more attractive than their husbands and more negatively when husbands were more attractive than their wives," said the study by UCLA's Benjamin Karney.
I feel great walking around with Foxy Wife. She looks like a million bucks. But poor Foxy Wife and other women who get stuck with the unattractive men. Must be the incredible penis size (yeah right).













This is me and my wife, for sure. Glad to know we married right.
It makes sense. :) I’m amazed they actually use the term “hotter”.
Also, how did they determine who’s “hotter”?
I can just imagine what these research guys must look like.