Playboy Models And Baby Björn
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February 6th, 2007
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The two hot Playboy models were smiling at my son who was sitting comfortably in the Baby Björn. He was smiling right back at the two girls and listening to their baby talk while we admired the beautiful Mexican golf course. My son was also staring. Daniel was staring intensely at the huge boobs in front of him. If he would have been a little older I might have had to reprimand him for being such a pervert but my 7-month old assumed he was looking at food. And there was lots of food.The models couldn't figure out the person who was standing in front of them. They had managed to find a father in Mexico who voluntarily walked around with his baby, talked passionately about something called parental leave, changed diapers like a pro, and believed fathers should be more involved in their children's life. What planet was this father from? There is a nice golf course a 20 minute walk from my wife's house in Mexico City and this is where I like to hang out with my son to get some peace and quiet. As I walked on the course with the stroller and my son in the Björn, I almost fell over. Walking right past me was a stunning looking girl with huge boobs wearing very little. She smiled at me and Daniel. This was odd, she didn't look like the traditional golf player.
I really like the scenery on golf courses, especially in a cement city like Mexico City. Everything looks so peaceful and relaxed. After walking around the almost empty course I stopped by the outdoor bar for a couple of beers. Turns out there was some international tournament going on and it had just started. Few players around but I immediately noticed the girls promoting the mineral water. It was one of the girls we had met earlier. Meeting new women with a cute baby in the Baby Björn is not difficult. Especially in Mexico where fathers don't voluntarily hang out alone with their babies.
We chatted for while I had a beer or two, gave Daniel a snack, and put him down for a nap in the stroller. The girls looked at me in a funny way and were obviously not used to seeing a father confidently handling a baby. The golf course was thankfully still empty so I had two gorgeous models to myself. Their job was to promote a particular brand of mineral water which they did really well. I was ready to buy loads of water plus some equity in the company. My demo of the Baby Björn was popular and I proudly told the girls it was my favorite child accessory. I love the Björn so much I could probably be a spokesperson for the company. It was weird, I felt like I was demoing the hottest sports car on the market. Who knew baby products were so interesting for young girls without kids?
The models were fascinated with me and my son. As he woke up I put on new clothes and laid him down on the fairway next to hole 7 for a change of diapers. This seemed very popular and the girls giggled. I thought to myself, what if life with a toddler always was like this? To constantly receive praise for being a regular father and doing basic everyday things. Wouldn't that be great?
The hours passed but I just didn't want to leave. I was relaxing and playing with my son, there was beer, no traffic, and I was talking to stunning women. Life was good but it was time to take my son and get back to real life again. Before we left I promised my son to stop by the golf course again some other time. The odds of meeting the girls again is slim at best but I was willing to give it a try. As a favor to my son of course.
In the middle of March we will once again head to Mexico for a month long vacation. The trip includes a couple of weeks at some gorgeous beaches, a few days at a nice hacienda, plus some time in Mexico city. My son is way to old for the Baby Björn but I'm bringing another secret weapon. Our daughter. I'm sure she will enjoy seeing more of the hot models with big boobs Mexican golf courses.
Love that —- as bad as this is going to sound — I have been asking Tabitha if I could take Erik to Hooters — heard they have good wings there — I keep telling myself that I am doing it for my son. :D
Hey where are the pictures???
and I keep saying “No” ;o) hahahah. Actually, I said “Sure! Let’s All Go!” and Chhimi said “No!”. Hahaha!
Okay, so why are we seeing a picture of you with this story?
Definately dude we need pictures. Even if it’s not them just pick a couple of close examples.
That’s a great story,
On Mothers Day 2003 I played sober driver for my wife and friends, while watching my then 10 month old son. We toured wine country in Sonoma and Napa California. While Chris and her friends were ‘tasting’ wine at a winery, I’d walk the grounds with my son. I have never been approached by so many hot women. At one winery I had three of them fawning over me while my son rested on my chest (no bjorn that day - but I did use one). As I am talking to these hot women, I look up and there is Chris and her friends staring at me out the winery window. When the noticed that I saw them they all cracked up.
A father walking around with a baby is a chick magnet.
But I learned a much better magnet when I was younger…
Walk a puppy on the beach on a hot day. Works every time.
First, you’re going to get me in trouble by posting a pic like that. My wife’s going to think I’m surfing for porn.
Second, it works even better with twins. For those few magical times I took the twins out when they were little, I was a rock star!
Hey, don’t forget your camera on your next trip to the golf course!
respect. this is the most funny thing i’ve read in a long time. have laughed all day. the ending is the best. “brining another secret weapon”. soo good written. i’m still smiling like a big fish. hat off! …and yes we do need some paparazzi proof.
Feb 26th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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