My Daughter Loves Her Penis

Or at least she believes so. Not only is she fascinated by her brother's penis during naked time in the shower, she apparently believes there's also a package down in her pants somewhere.  Can someone please let her know girls do better when they sit down on the toilet.

Annika is barely 18-months old and loves to copy whatever her older brother does.  During the past few weeks I've repeatedly found her standing in front of the toilet trying to pull her pants down while digging in the front for "something". Some parents I know would find this behavior inappropriate and disturbing, I think it's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

My daughter can be seen standing next to the toilet for quite some time, looking for something, expecting something to happen, and shaking her invisible package. I try to teach her many things but haven't had the heart to tell her she can dig through her pants for a very long time.  There will still be no penis. Potty training should be very interesting.

Maybe I should arrange a play date with Annika and Wonderbaby?  My daughter could teach Wonderbaby about penises and Wonderbaby could teach Annika about those hidden "pockets".  I think I just described a parental nightmare.

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One Response to “My Daughter Loves Her Penis”

  1. Ha! Ha! My 2 year old daughter copies everything her 4 year old brother does too-but she hasn’t gone quite that far! That is so funny!

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