My Boobs Are Huge And Hard

BoobsThat's what my wife said yesterday.  I thought I was going to faint of excitement.  Isn't that  a dream come true for a man?  I would immediately have asked her to put on high heels, a thong, and dragged her to the bedroom  if I wasn't so damn scared of being hit by an ocean of breast milk.  You see, we're about to stop breast feeding and my wife's boobs are about to burst.  Pamela Anderson, You got nothing!  You're a flat chested little girl:-))

After our daughter Annika was born my wife's boobs were of course huge.  But so was she.  We are both normally super fit but Sandra gained 45 lbs. with both our kids despite eating good food and not pigging out.  She referred to herself as a "whale" and quickly started working out again. After 5 month she was back into shape again after doing lots of running, yoga, and weights.   The boobs were still large but not like before.

But now, after 13 months of breastfeeding, we're about to stop and it's apparently more difficult for my wife than our daughter. Her boobs are huge and rock hard.  I can't help but think of Pamela Anderson or Jordan.  With dark hair and Latin features.

The huge boobs look hot on her fit body but I'm way to scared to get close.  I keep thinking of a "Friends" incident, episode 202, where Ross finds out his ex wife's lesbian lover has tasted breast milk but Ross is too scared to try  himself. 

I don't think my wife has a lesbian lover, although she thinks Angelina Jolie is hot, but me and Ross seem alike.  I've not been brave enough to sample a drop of breast milk. Have you?  Perhaps with a chaser of 18 cookies?:-)

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16 Responses to “My Boobs Are Huge And Hard”

  1. I’ve tasted it. It’s kind of sweet. Put it in your coffee. Better than half-and-half I’m sure ;)

  2. 1- Great title. Drew me right in!
    2- Try it. It’s worth it. It will be a little weird for both of you, but the laughs afterward are numerous.

    It is sweet. But in your coffee? Oh, and NO DUNKING!

  3. I tried a drop of it too. I wouldn’t drink much of it though…definitely not in coffee.

  4. OK, about the coffee… it’s just a suggestion. Whenever my wife would pump the milk and put it in the fridge there was a _lot_ of cream that would float to the top. It’s clearly good for the kid (puts lots of fat on ‘em), and it’s sweet like sugar water. What’s not to like?

    Why did I taste it? Because I’d occasionally overheat a bottle of the stuff in a pot of water and it would spray milk to pay me for my troubles.

  5. I’ve totally tasted it. Sweet and warm when straight from the source.

    Oh, and I shudder to think of the search engine hits you’ll be receiving after the title of this post. :)

  6. I am sorry your wife is so uncomfortable. I hope the weaning goes a bit easier for her over the weekend.

    I have to say I was really surprised to read that you hadn’t ever tasted breast milk. How in the world have you guys been so sexually active and avoided THAT? Rhetorically speaking, of course.

  7. Yeah, having sex with a breast feeding wife makes it inevitable that you’ll get a taste of the milk. Although sometimes when you when you turn that particular tap on, it’s very difficult to switch off.

    It actually the only thing I miss about breast feeding!

  8. Dude talk about an attention getter…the title I mean. I’m sure your wife gets her share of attention also.

  9. I’ve tasted it too. No big deal.

    And who doesn’t think Angelina Jolie is hot?

  10. What, did you get complaints about the other boob pic? Why change it?

  11. I have tasted it. Like Ace Ventura says, “YUMMEEEEEEY!”

  12. My mom used cabbage leaves in her bra so her boobs didn’t hurt as much when she stopped nursing my little sister. And umm.. those look like fake boobs – if those are really just your wife’s boobs, that gives me hope for when I grow up. Thank you for your softcore porn. :)

  13. I’m sorry, but this has hit a nerve w/the breastfeeding community. YOU’RE not the one breastfeeding. Your WIFE is nursing your DAUGHTER! If anyone’s a part of the weaning process it’s THEM! Not YOU!

    I commend your wife for nursing your daughter for that amount of time. Congrats to the both of them. I wish them luck in the weaning process; but I’m afraid you’ll just get to sit on the sidelines and wait for it to all be over.

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