Mommy Bought A Monster Cock!
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February 7th, 2008
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Kids say the funniest things. They can say anything, regardless of how outrageous, and it will still be hilarious. I'm sitting here reading some favorites quotes parents sent in to a Swedish blog. It's strange but my son has said few embarrassing things so far despite being about a hundred times more fun than his father.
A couple of my favorites:
Cecelia, 2 years old, excitedly runs into day care in the morning with mommy right behind.
"Mommy bought a monster cock, Mommy bought a monster cock!!"
Mommy turns red and looks very embarrassed. Everyone is looking at her. She had not bought a monster cock (that I know of), her daughter was wearing the newly purchased shirt with a monster truck on it.
Some kids seem to know exactly what they want to become as they grow older, at least Carl (6 years old) knows:
"So what do you want to become when you grow up?"
"Unemployed!"
"Ehh, why?"
"Otherwise I won't have time to drive my Porsche."
What a brilliant child:-). Then there's also one of my favorite bloggers, Her Bad Mother and her daughter Wonderbaby, who has interesting conversations about …… the lower regions.
Wonderbaby's relationship with her nether regions is evolving. It is, she will have you know, no longer a hole.
It is now a pocket.
A recent scene at bathtime:
Wonderbaby: (pointing to nether regions) Look I got, Mommy! POCKET!
Mommy: Oh, my goodness. How about that?
Wonderbaby: You need a penny, Mommy? (rummages about around the pocket) HERE YOU GO! (triumphantly brandishes imaginary penny.)
Mommy: Thank you very much. I'll put it in MY pocket (makes dramatic show of putting imaginary penny in PANTS pocket.)
Needless to say, we are now keeping a very close eye on our pocket change. Also, we can no longer say things like 'pocket change' or 'check your pockets for change' with straight faces.
Got any funny and/or embarrassing quotes from conversations with your children?
Fred says “I-Sum-Beach!!!” which means I want some please. He says it constantly while we are at the store. It took us 2 days to figure out he was saying “I want some please!!”
I’m actually a litte nervous for when my son talks. If he’s anything like his father, he’ll be very outspoken. He already makes embarassing/humorus bodily noises….
I loved the unemployed comment!
Thanks for the comment. It made me smile :)
Have a good weekend!
An elevator? My kids call it an alligator. And they make growling, chomping sounds the whole time we’re on it.
My son was chanting, “Tits, tits, tits,” this morning before school. I have yet to figure out what he was trying to say.
If he really meant “tits” his dad and I are going to have a talk.