iPhone Sex?
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August 9th, 2007
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I made the mistake of showing my wife an iPhone demo yesterday. I've mentioned that I will get one as soon as it gets to Europe but she's done nothing but roll her eyes and shrug. Completely uninterested. Until she saw the 20 minute Apple demo. She's never been remotely interested in cell phones, now she wants an iPhone. Today.
While we were in the middle of…. you know…. doing it, she suddenly starts laughing. Not a good sign.
"What is it?"
"I was just thinking of something, never mind, just forget about it" Right, freaking easier said than done.
"Just tell me"
"I was just wondering, the iPhone only has 8 Gb of memory, that's not very much is it?"
Great, now she's thinking about the iPhone while we're having sex. Is that better or worse than Brad Pitt?
Tonight I plan on seducing her by mentioning the iPhone also does full screen video playback. Perhaps we can do it twice if I mention it has 8 hours of talk time?
I hate those university update bonehead sploggers.
Let us know what lines work on the wife. I’ll try your best ones on mine ;)
It might work better if you show her the couple sex video at http://www.ipinkvisual.com :)
Aug 9th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
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