Are You Available For Sex?
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July 31st, 2007
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If you have children you know that having time for sex isn't exactly easy. Sex also takes place a little differently than before, especially when you have a small baby in your bedroom. Last night at 11 pm wife was going to bed and I stayed up a bit longer in front of the computer. After five minutes the bedroom door opens and wife comes out half naked. She asks:
"Excuse me, but I was wondering if you're available for sex?"
Who cares about the computer, I couldn't miss a once in a lifetime golden opportunity like this. But whatever happened to boots with high heels and a thong together with the words "Come over here, I'm going to screw your brains out"!?
If you're still without kids, enjoy! After you have children nothing will ever be the same again. I mean that mostly in a good way although some things are challenging.
LOL! I am happy things are going well for you… I have family which is close by… It helps a lot for the overnight escape where the mood and discussion is definitly not the same as at home. With the kids I am much more appreciative of our escapes!
Ohhh my! My wife never hit that phase of the boots and thongs :( Are you saying yers did? ;)
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