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A few days ago I wrote about Sandra and her shameless flirting.  Now whenever she talks about a guy I ask if she got his number. She’s really happy about this…. But I’m not serious about my complaints. I’m definitely not a jealous person.   Besides, the flirting runs in the family.  The only person I know who flirts more is Sandra’s sister, Patricia.  She’s simply incapable of saying no.  If someone asks for her number she shakes her head.  This is supposed to mean "No!" But then she continues to give  the biggest yes-you-can-have-my-number-if-you-promise-to-call smile in the world.  So you can figure out what that really means……  Her husband is JEALOUS so lets hope he doesn’t read this.  Oh well, he needs to get over this at some point any way.

Obviously  Sandra sees her flirting incident slightly different than I do.  I actually think it’s pretty hilarious.  Sandra flirts but we are not into  swinging or anything like that.  Except……   If we run into Halle Berry and Pierce Brosnan we will definitely make an exception.  I like Halle Berry  but Sandra is crazy about Pierce.  She would marry him tomorrow today if she could.  Actually I believe that goes for Brad Pitt as well.  And Matthew McConaughey. And possibly a few others. Can’t really blame her.  Those seem like nice guys.

When we lived in NYC we actually got invited for some kind of sexual swinging evening.  Sandra was chatting to her boxing teacher after class and he was talking about us getting together at some point.  At this point she had no clue what he was talking about.  After a while he started asking about me and asked casually if I liked guys Asians as well. Turns out his girlfriend was Asian.  This kind of woke Sandra up and she asked him what he meant.  Then he explained that he and his girlfriend were into swinging and were wondering if we weren’t as well.  Sandra was shocked to say the least.  I just thought it was a funny story.  After that she felt too awkward to even have coffee with the guy and his girlfriend.  And he was actually a very nice guy. Coffee  and a little chatting at some café in the middle of the day sounded pretty harmless to me.  But it never happened.  Sandra felt too nervous and embarrassed. 

I’ve got tons of these funny stories.  It’s never boring being married to a Mexican! 

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